Update: Kelly Rowland Sextape Scandal
It’s Wednesday morning and we’re still excited. This is potentially going to make our week.
Now, let’s be clear, as we previously reported, there’s no official evidence of proof of this existing, but I’m putting this right up there with Bigfoot and Tupac on my list of things that would be AWESOME if they actually did. Your favorite trashbag Media Takeout is slinging all sorts of reports that Destiny’s Child member and Cthulhu sidekick Kelly Rowland has done the nasty- and put it on tape!
Apparently, not only is this video explicitly showing Ms. Kelly doing the dirty, but it shows her partner getting awkwardly physical with her, to the point where it may be uncomfortable to watch. The rumor mill is saying that this supposed sex tape will leak later today, and if it does, I actually care a lot less about how Kelly Rowland will handle it- for all intents and purposes, sex tapes nine times out of ten help a career.
Look at Kim Kardashian! No, no, no… I’m much more concerned with what Beyoncesaurus Rexx is going to do once she finds out that one of her minions has stepped out of line. In my mind, I see Beyonce as Scar, throwing Mufasa Rowland into a raging river of hyenas. (And Simba was Michelle, but I’m pretty sure Michelle gave me my Iced Caramel Macchiato like five minutes ago. Get in where you fit in!)
Do you think Kelly Rowland really has a sex tape? Comment!
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